regina caeli hernandez

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im making this harder than it is, arent i? maybe... it depends...

when were you born and where? july 29th 1991, 5:04 am, sacramento

in terms of weekends... what is your absolute favorite thing to do? i guess i like going to parties. i don't do a lot on the weekend. but i only go out when my sister is in town and she can drive me which is pretty pathetic and i am pretty uncool for that.

what will you do with your life in x amount of years? something wicked. i guess i have to go to college. if i have money i will go far away, like new york and be an actress, since i am 12 yrs old and still dream of being an actress. heh, uh no i dont know. i am a kid, the future is hard to fathom.

as of sunday 8:48 pm, what is your favorite thing ever? reading books that make me feel a lot smarter than i know i am.

okay and as of sunday 8:50 pm, what is your favorite thing in the arts? music, movies, artists, etc...... uhm, i dont know i suck at music i listen to the same shit over and over again.

and how do you FEEL haha, uhm... i FEEL pretty boring and terrible about this shitty interview. i feel like reading, and burying myself in a book like i did in 4th grade when i had no friends.

what else should i ask you? haha idk

elizabeth sumiko lopez-liles

liz liles is the coolest person i know in the universe. read about how cool she is here...



what does sumiko mean i dont know, it was my grandmothers first name. i guess i could look it up...

christian: it means child
dylan: lol thanks christian
christian: sorry to butt in
rad, thats cool i guess im a child.

you are 20 now! still a child till im 30 according to my mother

i guess thats a good philosophy that gives you more time to party with out feeling like you're doing nothing with your life ya dude im partying till feb 7, 2019

you can't everyone will be dead like 6 years before that. okay: how did you become so rad and awesome liz? ooo god....well my parents were fucking awesome. they did the same stuff me and dan do. they owned a space on 14th and R where they would have shows and art shows and parties...but they were punks, i am not. so i guess i just took after them. i owe all my "coolness" to them. they raised me right.

that sounds rad today i saw a picture of matt damon in the people magazine and he looked like your dad to me. anyway, liz did you have any embarassing phases or interests in your teenage or pre teen or infant years? yes! when i was in 4th grade-6th grade i dressed myself in 70s clothes or things i made really poorly and looked like a freak. i blame my mom for letting me wear whatever i want. then when i wentto sutter i felt like a freak and started to wear gap kids cuz i was really small. that didnt cut it so i became preppy and wore abercrombie. my mom and dad finally get fed up and refused to by me anything from that "racist, sexist place!" haha. and then the last bad moment i had was sophmore year i had really bad hair and tried to dress as shockingly as possible.

hahahahaha okay tell me about a day in the life of liz liles I wake up at 9am, go to weatherstone and get an iced tea and blueberry bran muffin. then i head to buffcastle. sit there all day on the computer or sewing, then i come home and take a shower. practice music. more computer stuff. then i get drunk and walk around town. then i lay down and watch bernie mac till i pass out.

everyday? no thats just an average weekday, weekends are different. theres usually a party or show and tomorrow im shooting the last bit of the sunless tanning commercial so thats a bitt diff.

ok liz tell me about music like what

you practicing music well....that consists of me getting high and then playing the clarinet. or if its the other band me getting drunk and playing drums. practicing music for us is very low key....theres really never any formal practice. it just happens when at least two of us can be here...so practice can consist of a drummer and guitarist, or a clarinet and singer, or everyone!

what are your musical influences none when i play i dont think about anything i havent really listened to any bands with clarinets and i try to not sound like a sax

what about that one band WHAT BAND

that played friday i forget their name but the guy played a clairnet i think ooo ya ya i guess he would be an influence he plays like a guitar haha death sentence panda. ya actually hes tight!

what is it like to be the queen of buff/fun castle? do you get special vip treatment and shit? actually i dont get vip treatment anywhere. like ya people know me, but the majority of sacramento are "club kids" and they think our scene is weird and freaky... and i cant get speacial treatment at clubs cuz im underage and thats the disadvantage of people knowing you cuz even the bouncers know how old i am

what is your favorite thing to do on a weekend or on a week day or at any time go to a show thats not at my house and get really wasted and dance till i lose my hearing and vision. or go to a house party thats not at my house and do something to make a mess. like kick a wall or poor a beer on the ground or throw a bottle at the wall...(all things i guess ive done.

that is awful liz... does daniel ever get mad at you for raising hell? yes...he says its childish and i dont care cuz i am a child my middle name is fucking sumiko!

daniel is so old and boring right?! speaking of old people, tell us about your neighbor doug... doug is very cool actually theres a rad video about him called beautiful america done by two french girls... he works at records for free, he buys cases of beer to sell to us and others, and he listens to jazz records and sits in a big leather chair

wait theres a movie about him? liz how do i find this movie about doug

what is your favorite flavor of kombucha? cosmic cranberry

really? that is kelseys favorite see its cuz shes a girl! we are trained to love cramberries.

liz what is your favorite restaurant? picante in berkeley

now christian asks liz questions:

c: what is your dream job my dream job is to be an art director for photo shoots haha

c: tell us some hidden talent you have my hidden talent is i am really good at improv dance

c: tell us something we don't know about you somethinf you dont know about me: i was a child prodigy in many aspects of my life

c: tell us one of the most intense moments in your life, good or bad my most intese monet: getting hip surgery. it ruined my career

ok liz thanks see you friday

christian alborz oldham

it's everybody's favorite intern!



what is your full name? christian alborz oldham

come on dude not kidding

real middle name srsly highest mountain in iran

your middle name isnt alborzord it's alborz

oh, really? yeah no joke call my friend I told her

that doesn't mean anything, how do you pronounce it? AL-BOREZ no wait like

really? boar with a z at the end boarz like that

al borarz? weird there isnt a gap

no no i get it this is the worst interview ever

i am not done yet oh ok

other than making megazord what other hobbies do you enjoy living on the internet and buying a lot of useless things

tell me about some of the useless things you own chapstick, old briefcases, 3 typwriters that have run out fo ink and some other stuff I can't remember

you can get new ink I'm too lazy

wh at does megazord mean to you, how do you do it, what is your idea behind it? there is no idea, it's based on ideas and feelings and emotions. fuck that doesn't make sense no wait it's a conundrum it is and it isn't it's up to the listener

how does it feel being the exclusive buff castle intern? pretty much the best job in the world

how is the pay is it worth it? "PAY IS GREAT//I GET SO MUCH $$$//ITS TOTALLY WORTH IT"

liz probably wont be reading this you dont need to kiss ass I said it in caps meaning I am being sarcastic

whats it like being the only one not getting wasted at fun castle parties and shows? (besides me) what a loaded question, idk i still have fun. i get mega high on life. i think i have thc running through my veins

rad me too, about getting high on life. hey so tell me about your upcoming europe tour with aria what euro tour? i dropped out because he wasn't completely prepared and my mommy wanted to tag along. NOT COOL.

hahahahaa i saved the bands the trouble and dropped out. NO OFFENSE MOM IF YOU READ THIS

haha hi mrs oldham

hey so tell me about your upcoming europe tour with aria. oops ITS GREAT

elyse cathrine silverberg

this time i reviewed my good internet friend's ex girlfriend, elyse. she's a handful... read about her!



okay so like what do you like to do ummm well

whats it like being so indie rock? um pretty rad, I get called different and unique and I dont have to do anything... you can make that sound more cool

what are some of your favorite indie rock bands nono i dont listen to indie rock music

oh sorry... what are some of your favorite hipster dance punk bands? justice? ed banger? i'm into more of that UK/canadian thrashy dance shit that makes me want to loose more weight and wear loose shirts and no pants and stuff

i dont really know what that is, do they play it in urban outfitters? duh

so i assume your favorite beer is pabst, your favorite cigarettes are natural american spirits and you love getting trashed at dance parties? sorry my name is not taylor magee, you've got the wrong person

his last name is really magee? yes lol

do you drink a lot of coffee? occasionally i'll have my mocoa jo frum BK but my drank is milk

wow not soy milk? f that

wow! some kind of hipster you are! allllll hipped up on hop

thank you. that it?

joshua michael granucci

for my first review i reviewed my good friend josh granucci, what a great kid is he!



when and where were you born? january 24th 1993 at sutter hospital

what got you into fixie bikes? friends and how simple they were and high MPHZZ

josh what is your idea of a romantic evening, handskis aside... going out to dinner and having a glass of wine and a good ciggarette after

what is one of your favorite restaurants to take ladies out to? frank fats

and being 15, what kind of wine would you treat them to... i'm 16 i'll give them a glass of merlot

what are some of your favorite kinds of cigarettes? nat sherman mints or camel wides

what do you love doing in your free time, weekends or days that you skipped school, handskis aside... i like to get faded off some bud or i really enjoy skidding on my bike and having a nice relaxed game of bike polo and spending time on sfg

tell me a bit about the sport of bike polo well you hit a tiny ball into a goal and if you fall you have to touch a pole all done on fixies

josh tell me a bit about your fixie its hawt baby blue bare knuckle deep v's laced to white industires track hubs and my favorite part are my toshi's

josh when you see other fixies what is the first thing you look for? how do you judge another fixie bike? are there pros and cons? what do and dont you like about fixies? umm i really do look at spoke cards alot i see if they know what they are doing, pros are high mphz cons are red light runnas and fixies are tredny

what would you think if you saw a girl on a fixie that was really cool and she was running red lights and was trendy? what would you do? jack off a little bit

you wouldnt try and catch up with her? a much rather lust saving my self for marrage

hahahahahahaha